My Love Life Told In 2 Broke Girls Gifs

I've been married for 186 years, but BEFORE all that! Thanks @karlalucia and @Boogie for the request.
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    Track Star ⭐️
    He was my first boyfriend. He rode his bike like 20 miles for my first kiss. It was all very romantic leading up to it, just braces and awkward AF. I didn't really get it yet.
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    The Russian 💂🏻‍♀️
    He was 5 years older than me, making him 22 when I was 17....So a little bit ew. We both still had our V card, so this whole relationship was about blue balls, I'm sure. Went on for a couple of years semi-casually.
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    The Hot One 🔥
    And boy was I stupid. He was brain cryptonite and I overlooked all the things. Because his arms. And abs. Top 5 worst humans, but numero uno most attractive by a landslide. Lasted one whole drunken summer. He cheated on me twice a day for sure.
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    Just okay dude. 🤷🏻‍♀️
    Rebounding. Like going on It's a Small World at Disneyland. Nostalgic, but unexciting. Seems right, but makes you feel dead inside. This lasted almost a year which is astounding since neither of us cared very much.
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    The Husband💍
    Funniest guy I know. We met on AOL Instant Messenger and have been best friends ever since! We were young and very fun when we met and I feel like we will always see each other that way.