Shit I Do That I Know My Husband Hates
Fastest list I've ever written. I'm in tune with my annoyingness.
- •I wake up earlier than him, but stay in bed longer... pretending to sleep or checking my email.
- •I stuff the trash super full and blame him for not taking it out sooner instead of just taking it out myself. Because it's his job.
- •I say things like, "It's your job."
- •I eat in bed.
- •I make Sloppy Joe's. He hates them, but I crave those spaghetti burgers once in awhile.
- •I buy off brand mayo.
- •I invite my family to stay with us several times a year.
- •I spend a lot on essential oils. And vitamins. And juice from Pressed Juicery.
- •I buy something on Amazon almost every day. Cardboard boxes up the yin yang. More trash problems.
- •I let my gas light come on regularly.