10 Kids Who Might Be Dead Inside

I'd feel bad for them but they'll probably grow up to be assholes
  1. I do it for the chicken fingers
  2. Lee Greenwood was my first crush
  3. I'd rather be watching Veggietales
  4. My dog's name is Andrea Dworkin
  5. Resting bitch face prodigy
  6. I just got back from my real dad's funeral
  7. My favorite movie is Little Darlings
  8. Help me
  9. I AM smiling
  10. Is that all there is?