My dream job is to run her Twitter page
  1. #ToiletBaby
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    Hands down my all time fave
  2. #VacuumSex
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    My interest is piqued
  3. #BakedCat
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    The full tweet: A mild-mannered cat enthusiast allegedly skins and cooks his own cat after he says he wanted to try it w/onions. Why do I even bother writing when this exists?
  4. #BoxOfInfants
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    I just wish it could be Box O' Infants
  5. #PervHouse
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    Sounds like my kind of amusement park attraction
  6. #TooFatToKill
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    What do I think? I think you're a cunt
  7. #TotInWasher
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    Fun Fact: Nancy single handedly revived the word tot with #totmom during the Casey Anthony trial
  8. #4thOfJulyMiracle
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    Not so bad but why is being murdered after eating at Applebee's a miracle?
  9. #DrunkMercedesGirl
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    This is the best description ever
  10. #ShoppingCartPorn
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    Does this have a section on PornHub?
  11. #HotCupOfPoison
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    Almost down homey
  12. #MurderForPizza
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    I get it
  13. #BabyInDryer
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    Not #TotInDryer? I hope the social media director was fucking fired
  14. #HIVMurder
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  15. #PregMomRunOver
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    How did this not get trending?
  16. #CrockPotWifeKiller
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    End with my other fave
  17. #neverforget
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    Use the hashtag #toiletbaby to share your thoughts! No one thought this was so, so wrong