This list is brought to you courtesy of procrastination and is dedicated to @doesntmattr
  1. Beefcake
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    Why don't we call meatloaf beefcake?
  2. I ❤️my Creepy Uncle
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    I want panties with this on them, if the guy laughs, he's in
  3. Porn Scene Investigator
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    Best. Show. Ever
  4. Weiner Heaven
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    Uncle Woody's? Fun in a bun? This shirt is really cramming the euphemisms in
  5. Douche Baggins
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    A shirt only Bruce can rock
  6. I'm not Santa but you can sit on my lap anyway
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    Barely legal, right?
  7. I ❤️ Ho Hos
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    😉