7 Best Bruce Vilanch T-shirts

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  1. Beefcake
    Why don't we call meatloaf beefcake?
  2. I ❤️my Creepy Uncle
    I want panties with this on them, if the guy laughs, he's in
  3. Porn Scene Investigator
    Best. Show. Ever
  4. Weiner Heaven
    Uncle Woody's? Fun in a bun? This shirt is really cramming the euphemisms in
  5. Douche Baggins
    A shirt only Bruce can rock
  6. I'm not Santa but you can sit on my lap anyway
    Barely legal, right?
  7. I ❤️ Ho Hos