1. At least my penis isn't the size of a Tic Tac
    PS 115, Queens. A boy named Bobby tortured me in fifth grade. I normally just ignored him when he would ask me if I had bush, there was no right answer. I had reached my limit one day and threw this zinger out. I was proud in the moment but recognized a grave error in the joke later that day. I Was a Child Size Queen: The Desi Jedeikin Story