My Favorite Wtf Books for Kids
I want to collect them all.
- •Visiting DayMy mom never took me to visit my dad in jail. Would have been such a great chapter in my memoir
- •I Wish Daddy Didn't Drink So MuchI once saw a similar book but all the characters were bears. One of the bear kids was a sad clown and tried to make his drunk dad laugh by putting a paper bag on his head. That was me. I regret not buying it every day
- •The Night Dad Went to JailMemories!
- •Cooking With PoohCome on...
- •My KittenI love this child but I hope the kitten is okay
- •Pooh Gets StuckThey're just fucking with us now, right?
- •Joined At BirthI would have been all over this as a kid
- •Latawnya the Naughty Horse learns to Say No to DrugsThis is the only thing on my Amazon. wishlist
- •Don't Make Me Go Back, MommyWas I the only one obsessed with the McMartin Preschool trial as a kid?
- •Maggie Goes on a DietI hope the ending is Maggie telling everyone to fuck off
- •Where Willy WentI saw a lot of sperm as a kid and it wasn't this cute
- •9/11 Coloring BookSpeechless
- •Love You ForeverI'm down with this book until the old lady climbs into her adult son's bedroom window and holds him like a baby