Oates Ranked

This is dumb!
  1. 1.
    Warren Oates
    I thought of this list because I said to a friend today "Here's the thing with me and Warren Oates..." it should maybe be its own list one day.
  2. 2.
    Garfunkel and Oates
    One of the all time great band names.
  3. 3.
    Quaker Instant Oat(e)s Maple and Brown Sugar Flavor
    Lay off about the e. Best fucking flavor ever don't even bother with the others
  4. 4.
    John Oates
    He might be higher if I wasn't tortured by the idea that my mom wants to fuck him
  5. 5.
    Joyce Carol Oates
    Another famous person ruined by their Twitter account.