Quotes From "Female Trouble" That I Say All the Time
- •Beauty always gives me a hard-on
- •The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life
- •I just use common sense. I mean, if they're smart they're queer, and if they're stupid they're straight
- •Queers are just better. I'd be so proud if you was a fag
- •I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!
- •Can you fuck as good as your mother?
- •Well, hip hip hooray for your cheap climax! What about ME, fuck face?
- •You're a pain, Taffy. A pain in my big asshole!
- •Not on Christmas, not on Christmas!
- •I'm a thief and a shitkicker, and, uh, I'd like to be famous.
- •Just 'cause we're pretty everybody's jealous
- •Thank you from the bottom of my black little heart
- •Bumpin' pussies is a violation of jail rules!
- •I'm glad I got an abortion!
- •Who wants to die for art?I forgot this one. go fuck yourself @JimGibson for reminding me