Quotes From "Female Trouble" That I Say All the Time

This movie
  1. Beauty always gives me a hard-on
  2. The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life
  3. I just use common sense. I mean, if they're smart they're queer, and if they're stupid they're straight
  4. Queers are just better. I'd be so proud if you was a fag
  5. I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!
  6. Can you fuck as good as your mother?
  7. Well, hip hip hooray for your cheap climax! What about ME, fuck face?
  8. You're a pain, Taffy. A pain in my big asshole!
  9. Not on Christmas, not on Christmas!
  10. I'm a thief and a shitkicker, and, uh, I'd like to be famous.
  11. Just 'cause we're pretty everybody's jealous
  12. Thank you from the bottom of my black little heart
  13. Bumpin' pussies is a violation of jail rules!
  14. I'm glad I got an abortion!
  15. Who wants to die for art?
    I forgot this one. go fuck yourself @JimGibson for reminding me