Sad Things I've Said to My Cats
- •"Thanks, Boo!After one of them finished the half and half in my bowl of cereal. Yes I said half and half
- •Meow when I meant to say hi
- •"Stop fucking your brother!"
- •"Do you love me?"
- •"How do I look?"
- •"I don't think so, fat fuck!"When one of them tried to steal my last chicken finger.
- •"Why don't you fetch like your brother?"
- •"Remember Harry?"My dead cat. Even showed him a pic on my lap top.