Sad Things I've Said to My Cats

  1. "Thanks, Boo!
    After one of them finished the half and half in my bowl of cereal. Yes I said half and half
  2. Meow when I meant to say hi
  3. "Stop fucking your brother!"
  4. "Do you love me?"
  5. "How do I look?"
  6. "I don't think so, fat fuck!"
    When one of them tried to steal my last chicken finger.
  7. "Why don't you fetch like your brother?"
  8. "Remember Harry?"
    My dead cat. Even showed him a pic on my lap top.