Snippets of Things I Overheard at Starbucks While I Was Procrastinating Instead of Writing

This joint is jumping
  1. Are these your used tea bags?
    Very passive aggressive. I approve
  2. Can you pass me my Michael Kors bag?
    Calm down bitch
  3. Never lose your edge
    This guy was wearing cargo shorts
  4. This great couple convo
    Girl: You spent five hours writing that one page Guy: *crickets Girl: it's good. Keep it short and sweet. Do you want some of my muffin? Guy: is that short and sweet too? Me: oh snap!
  5. Is this Cat Stevens? I love Cat Stevens
    It was Al Green. I really hope I missed something