Snippets of Things I Overheard at Starbucks While I Was Procrastinating Instead of Writing
This joint is jumping
- •Are these your used tea bags?Very passive aggressive. I approve
- •Can you pass me my Michael Kors bag?Calm down bitch
- •Never lose your edgeThis guy was wearing cargo shorts
- •This great couple convoGirl: You spent five hours writing that one page Guy: *crickets Girl: it's good. Keep it short and sweet. Do you want some of my muffin? Guy: is that short and sweet too? Me: oh snap!
- •Is this Cat Stevens? I love Cat StevensIt was Al Green. I really hope I missed something