Things I Can't Do

Just a few
  1. A split
  2. The claps in Hall and Oates' Private Eyes
  3. Have 100% confidence that I've used a comma correctly
  4. Share ice cream
  5. Stop biting my nails
  6. Accept that someone doesn't like avocado
  7. Enjoy the beach during warm weather
  8. Parallel park when a guy on the street tries to 'help' me