Things I Overheard at Disneyland Today

  1. An enraged 10 year old call his mom "stupid, stupid stupid!"
  2. Excuse me...You flattened my cotton candy.
  3. Unless you wanna go home with another mommy and daddy, you better stay here
  4. I told you! God! They're by the waterfall!
  5. Close your legs!
  6. Your mom will be back after she finds the money she lost
  7. She's never had a problem being aggressive before.
  8. Isn't this cool? Instead of eating the watermelon, you're sitting on it.
  9. FUCKING COME ON! We've got more rides to go on!
  10. Her boyfriend bought an annual pass. I was like "Dayum, Dawn! That shows commitment. You need to marry that dude!"