Things I said at a Memorial Day party today
I went to a pool party today. I only knew the host, and it was a bunch of old school studio musicians. Heres some highlights
- •Someone at this party took out an acoustic guitar and asked for requests and I said "Do you know Rape Me?" Then he played Under the Bridge
- •Guest: I brought a cherry pie Me: I hope I don't drop a slice on my pussy later
- •A black guy said I reminded him of a Richard Pryor bit about white pussy me: heeeeey, noooow!
- •Guest: this song is about abortion, should we change it? There are kids here. Me: abortion is a good thing
- •People talking about blues music Me: my favorite blues band is Joy Division
- •Host: should we play Prince? Me: Pussy Control is my theme song
- •People at the party were talking about the gorilla being shot and were outraged Me: what if the gorilla was Donkey Kong?
- •They put on Toto Me: my pussy just got drier than California
- •Still on Toto: Me: I'm pretty sure my mom fucked every guy in this band
- •Me as Toto's Rosanna plays: it's 'eat you all the way" he's like imma eat that pussy bitch.This actually brought the house down
- •I was the hero of the party
- •Oh this was my pool party look: