Things I Said at This Memorial Day Party That Made People Stare Blankly
I'm great in social situations
- •Everyone in Florida sucks.
- •She's a burlesque dancer? I don't think so.
- •I love thrill killers. Especially when they're a couple in love
- •Extreme sports are for losers.
- •I don't need to be in a shark cage, shitting in my wetsuit
- •I never feel bad when people die on a party boat.