Things I've Counted as Juice on My Numerous Failed Juice Fasts

  1. Guacamole
  2. Rocky Road ice cream but I didn't eat the almonds
  3. Peanut butter and jelly in a bowl
  4. Wine
    Then I had to eat sautéed kale since I felt sick but I chewed it a lot
  5. Chocolate that I let melt in my mouth before swallowing
  6. Melted cheese off someone's pizza