Things my mom said to me on the phone just now

I mostly just say uh huh, she says stuff like this
  1. Your uncle Jaquard married our cousin. At least they're too old to have kids
  2. Rod made me microwave pancakes for breakfast this morning.
  3. If Trump wins I'm worried he'll say something rude and that little guy from North Korea will nuke us
  4. When I die I want to be cremated, don't have a fucking funeral. You'll get some spending money
  5. You're very gifted, I remember when they brought me into a room with 6 psychologists to tell me
  6. I'm worried if Trump is elected we'll have nuclear war. I don't want that to happen until after I die.