Hairspray Characters Ranked

The movie, not the musical I'm sorry
  1. 8.
    Edna Turnblad
    Somewhat of a role model but not majorly, John Travolta can dance really well in heels though
  2. 7.
    Link Larkin
    Puts his audition at risk to standup for Inez and tracy, super white, fights Amber, still looks constipated
  3. 6.
    Tracy Turnblad
    The star of the movie and always ready to fight, dreams big, marches with them, good girl (she should probably be higher but she isn't)
  4. 5.
    Motormouth Maybell
    Confident as fuck and if you're not comfortable okay she won't make you do anything she'll just support you do the right thing
  5. 4.
    Penny Pingleton
    Fights bigot mom and stands up for her friends even if she'll get in trouble. I'd probably have a crush on Seaweed too, it's all understandable
  6. 3.
    Little Inez
    She's literally just the most adorable and again goals I wish I could dance and be as charismatic as that
  7. 2.
    Corny Collins
    He don't take no discrimination he just wants good dancers on his show, this is also the only role I've seen this guy in and thought he looked attractive
  8. 1.
    Seaweed J. Stubbs
    He's just so cool and I wish I was this cool and he can dance so well and he's just goals