Reasons Alexander Hamilton Is Problematic By Alexander Hamilton

  1. 1.
    So good at writing how is he so good
  2. 2.
    Will fight for his country
    I mean come on guys
  3. 3.
    Hair is better than Burr's
    He doesn't even have hair what a loser
  4. 4.
    Tries too hard
  5. 5.
    That thing that happened
  6. 6.
    Let my boyfriend die by accident
    I said we could still be together but he didn't think so and then he got shot
  7. 7.
    That other thing that happened
  8. 8.
    Stays up too late
    Always tired like wtf
  9. 9.
    Too manly for Washington
    Wouldn't let me fight because he was intimidated
  10. 10.
    Rapping too fire
    I'm great
  11. 11.
    Came up with the financial plan
    God forbid we be smart about things
  12. 12.
    Hand always crapping
    From writing ;;;)
  13. 13.
    Wears all green
    Like money