Thoughts From the Conservative Republican in ME

I'm sorry I thought this was funny I will delete it don't worry I'm trying to be fUNNY
  1. It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Evergreen trees, get those Pagan things away from me
  2. I would eat barbecue sauce ribs off Ted Cruz's body
  3. These foreign folk coming in and taking our jobs(and doing a bad job I mean Juan, you can't just cut off a branch of my apple tree you!! have!! To trim!! It!!!)
  4. We should take the money going towards our abortion programs and put it towards the military
  5. Tell people not to get sick and we won't need obamacare
  6. God bless America *waves American flag*
  7. *flag breaks* damn the Chinese!!!
  8. ,,,
  9. #VoteBernie