Alternative Terms for 'Bug' We Can Use at the List App Hq

Our code is a sensitive bunny. Very self-conscious. It doesn't like the term 'bug'. We just want it to be happy. Please suggest!
  1. Unpleasantry
    (My personal favorite thus far)
  2. Dark Magic
    (My personal 2nd favorite thus far)
  3. Hiccup
  4. Donald
  5. UWF - Pronounced "Ee-you-ff"
    For "Un-Wanted Feature"
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  6. Jerror
    Suggested by   @Nicholas
  7. Charlie Foxtrot
    Thanks @aminam
    Suggested by   @kate81
  8. Cauliflower
    Suggested by   @mirthnuts
  9. Pebble
    Like that little stone you get in your shoe that makes you stop and address before you go any further....
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  10. Jerry (Larry/Gery/Garry/Barry)
    Because :
    Suggested by   @Lisa_Fav
  11. Appendix or tonsils.
    An unnecessary part of the anatomy that can be removed.
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  12. GUB
    As ListApp is the reverse of other social media, so too are your software bugs. And If you need a TLA for a TLA GUB: Good Utter Botch.
    Suggested by   @andersun
  13. Toby
    As in the HR rep, not @franksars' adorable dog.
    Suggested by   @kaitmaree
  14. New devilry
    Suggested by   @xtineengels
  15. Itch
    Suggested by   @DawnCloud
  16. Splinter
    And for particularly bad(ass) cases: Splinter Cell
    Suggested by   @LizDawson
  17. The Glitch Witch
    Suggested by   @mallofamanda
  18. Thot
    Suggested by   @element75
  19. Sorcery
    Suggested by   @element75
  20. Trump
    Suggested by   @element75
  21. Scientology
    Suggested by   @element75
  22. Truc
    (A "thing" or "thingummy" in French)
    Suggested by   @Lisa_Fav
  23. Kerfuffle
    Suggested by   @amieshmamie
  24. Wuzzle
    Suggested by   @fats
  25. Snaggle
    Suggested by   @fats
  26. Why My List Isn't Trending, Probably
    Suggested by   @dfly
  27. A hangnail.
    Annoying, you have to remove it somehow whether you carefully trim or rip it off in one go.
    Suggested by   @jpbateson
  28. Foul Addition
    To be used as such: "REMOVE THIS FOUL ADDITION AT ONCE" a la Phineas Nigellus Black
    Suggested by   @monetizabeth
  29. Fly in the Ointment
    It just sounds old-timey—like it might come with its own barbershop quartet and possible some penny candy. 💈
    Suggested by   @alligeeshow
  30. Blooper
    Lord knows everyone loves a damn good blooper reel. RIYL Deleted Scenes: Product Development Edition.
    Suggested by   @sibel
  31. Punk.
    I could see you saying: "Here at The List App we have been working on removing some punks, now now things are working properly/smoothly and punk free."
    Suggested by   @sidneylists