Commonplace Health & Beauty Products That Freak ME Out
Some of my completely irrational but very real fears.
- •Contact lensesGet the fuck away from my eyes.
- •Hair gelFeels like you dipped your head in a bowl of super glue. And then you sweat and it drips onto your face...? Have done this once. Never again.
- •Cuticle clippersThey just look really aggressive.
- •After shaveWont it sting? Causing immeasurable pain? We all saw Home Alone...