Commonplace Health & Beauty Products That Freak ME Out

Some of my completely irrational but very real fears.
  1. Contact lenses
    Get the fuck away from my eyes.
  2. Hair gel
    Feels like you dipped your head in a bowl of super glue. And then you sweat and it drips onto your face...? Have done this once. Never again.
  3. Cuticle clippers
    They just look really aggressive.
  4. After shave
    Wont it sting? Causing immeasurable pain? We all saw Home Alone...