Shit Sorkin Characters Do to Be Charming That Everyone Would Hate a Real Person For
- •Remind everyone around you that you went to an Ivy League university every 5 minutes.
- •Quote obscure literature or philosophy to support your position in everyday arguments.
- •Have countless witty replies on deck.
- •Vocalize the brilliant quirkiness of your thought process.
- •Converse almost universally through pretentious monologues.
- •Patronize pretty much everyone.