The most hipsterrific chocolate bar ever

Read every last word.
  1. These two paragraphs are golden.
  2. Yup, you read that right. ROAST PROFILE BY MAVERICK. Fucking MAVERICK.
  3. But let's not forget about our first rate bean sourcer, GREG.
  4. Extra credit for the hippest SF address one could dream of.
  5. P.S. in its defense, the chocolate is delicious