Villains of California's Drought, Ranked

  1. 1.
    Almonds
    Chief villain. Addicted to water. Doesn't give a shit about our children's future. He's just plain nuts.
  2. 2.
    Slightly less villainous nuts.
  3. 3.
    Fruits.
  4. 4.
    Alfalfa.
  5. 5.
    Rice.
  6. 6.
    Corn.
  7. 7.
    Flowers.
  8. 8.
    Golf courses.
  9. 9.
    Grassy backyards.
  10. 10.
    Lengthly showers.
  11. 11.
    Toothbrushers who leave the faucet on while brushing.