What would your Donald Trump-assigned moniker be and why...?

The Donald loves prepending a good disparaging adjective to his rivals' names; Lyin' Ted, Crooked Hillary, etc. What's yours and why?
  1. Dorky Dev
    WHY: I wear flip up sun/eyeglasses, Tevas with socks and work in tech. @olive says I do 'normcore dad' very well.
  2. Fay Jeremay 💋
    Not sure if he'd use the emoji, but I would. He would probably call me this because I'm so masc.
    Suggested by   @jeremysomething
  3. Evil Ol' Olive
    Because it's a palindrome and it's true. I'd give his ass hell.
    Suggested by   @olive
  4. Big Dumb Dan
    That small-handed orange imp seems like the type to be threatened by people taller than him so he'd probably target that and my chub and then add dumb because of alliteration
    Suggested by   @dcerruti
  5. Sassy Kraft
    💁🏼
    Suggested by   @Nicholas
  6. Uncool Mom
    He's such an ass..
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  7. Failing Faryal
    Possible tweet: So sad that Failing Faryal won't put AMERICA FIRST and drop out of the race! Clearly she is reckless and insecure! Very sad! Get on #TrumpTrain. Nice! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain @NRA
    Suggested by   @smallthings
  8. Arrogant Aaron
    It's the only insulting rhyme I could think of
    Suggested by   @angusisley
  9. Dumb-dumb Mandy
    I'd be spouting so many facts and figures at him, this is the only way the Donald could respond 🤓
    Suggested by   @MandyKN
  10. Vicious Veronica
    He could never pronounce my name correctly so he'd Americanize it. And he'd call me vicious because I am a woman with an opinion.
    Suggested by   @Veronique
  11. "Low Energy Jeb"
    I feel like Trump's not someone who is really looking for opportunities to be creative
    Suggested by   @jeb
  12. Loud Brigid
    I'm loud, he'd hate it. 💁
    Suggested by   @brigidesign
  13. Gross Gross.
    Self explanatory.
    Suggested by   @Grosstastic
  14. Nasty Nadine
    Trump doesn't like fat women. My photo would be tweeted side by side Melania's so America could see how nasty I am.
    Suggested by   @zeta
  15. Hobo Bobo
    Because Bobo is my nickname and I pretty much only wear t-shirts and shorts or jeans. So that makes me kind of hoboish
    Suggested by   @fats
  16. Dr. Titty
    Because I wouldn't put it past him to stoop to playground-level name calling to try to undermine my expertise in women's health
    Suggested by   @TT
  17. Certifiable Caroline
    Because he thinks all women are dumb and crazy.
    Suggested by   @element75
  18. Bawling Walling
    The end of Schindler's List, yo.
    Suggested by   @vp
  19. Ass10
    Short and straight to the point
    Suggested by   @aus10
  20. Foreigner Lisa
    Suggested by   @Lisa_Fav
  21. Irrelevant Alli
    I'm not hot enough, rich enough, or powerful enough for Squirrel Wig McRacistpants. I don't even think he would take the time to insult me. He might laugh at me, though.
    Suggested by   @alligeeshow