Why j.crew and I Were Meant for Eachother

  1. It seems their Medium/38R sizing model and I are twins, secretly separated at birth.
  2. It's just the right price range that my lady doesn't get uppity.
    @Grosstastic seems to complain even less when we visit Madewell right after. Go figure.
  3. We both love a great throwback sneaker collaboration.
  4. We share a hatred for all things polyester. 100% Cotton 4 Life.
  5. Why wouldn't I want 50 different color options on the same, most exquisitely comfy t-shirt?