gotta love those dad jokes.
  1. 1.
    Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the “p” is silent.
  2. 2.
    wanna hear a joke about paper? never mind it's tearable.
  3. 3.
    I wouldn't buy anything with velcro- it's a total rip off!
  4. 4.
    I've recently been diagnosed as color blind. I know, it came out of the purple.
  5. 5.
    why did the can crasher quit his job? because it was soda pressing.
  6. 6.
    how many apples grow an a tree? all of them.
  7. 7.
    did you hear about that restaurant on the moon? great food, no atmosphere
  8. 8.
    why did the coffee file a police report? it got mugged.