FUNNIEST DAD JOKES
gotta love those dad jokes.
- 1.Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the “p” is silent.
- 2.wanna hear a joke about paper? never mind it's tearable.
- 3.I wouldn't buy anything with velcro- it's a total rip off!
- 4.I've recently been diagnosed as color blind. I know, it came out of the purple.
- 5.why did the can crasher quit his job? because it was soda pressing.
- 6.how many apples grow an a tree? all of them.
- 7.did you hear about that restaurant on the moon? great food, no atmosphere
- 8.why did the coffee file a police report? it got mugged.