THINGS I TEND TO SAY PRE,DURING, AND POST COITUS THAT KINDA KILL THE MOOD
What can I say? I'm a moment ruiner
- •"Fine, but let's make it quick"
- •"Did you wash your penis?"
- •"Can you wash your penis?"
- •"Did you wash your hands? No, I mean did you really wash them or just splash them with some water?"
- •"I don't want to take my shirt off, my tits look weird today"
- •"Wait, stop, the dog is watching, I don't want him to watch, that's weird"
- •"I'm not gonna put my dog in the bathroom, what are you a monster?"
- •"Stay away from my butt"
- •"Seriously, stay away from my butt or I will break your dick"
- •"Listen, I'm done so you need to hurry up"
- •"Ok, get away, I gotta pee first!"
- •"Yea, it was nice. I came didn't i?Why do we need to recap?"