Upon request, I will reveal all my very confidential secrets of what it's like to be a flamboyant homosexual. I guess you could say, "I'm spillin' the tea," or "I'm giving you cinderella's slipper with all the right sizes." (If the shoe fits).
  1. Slay That Outfit, Hunty!
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    If you aren't channeling you're inner diva while selecting tomorrow's attire, then GIRL, we got some work to do.
  2. Carbs are Kryptonite
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    A gay person eating carbs is equivalent to that of a vampire to sunlight. (Unless it's Twilight. Every homo loves Twilight).
  3. Lana Del Slay.
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    The entire population of the homosexuals have a very certain music disposition. If summertime sadness isn't on your gay playlist, you're doing everything wrong.
  4. Spill. The. Tea. 🐸☕️
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    Alway's talk mad shit. People feast off of your huge ego.
  5. Shopping Spree? Duh.
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    If you and your 'fag hag' aren't updating your wardrobe every weekend, there might be something medically wrong with you.
  6. White (High-Top) Converse Go With Everything
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    Any and all homie-sexuals that claim to not own a pair of White converse, are lying.
  7. Most Importantly, Forget ALL the Preceding Information.
    You don't need any of those clichés to be a complete flammer. If you want to be a flaming faggot, just be you. Don't follow those horrible stereotypes. ❤️