How To Be a Flaming Faggot (Offensive Satire)

Upon request, I will reveal all my very confidential secrets of what it's like to be a flamboyant homosexual. I guess you could say, "I'm spillin' the tea," or "I'm giving you cinderella's slipper with all the right sizes." (If the shoe fits).
  1. 1.
    Slay That Outfit, Hunty!
    If you aren't channeling you're inner diva while selecting tomorrow's attire, then GIRL, we got some work to do.
  2. 2.
    Carbs are Kryptonite
    A gay person eating carbs is equivalent to that of a vampire to sunlight. (Unless it's Twilight. Every homo loves Twilight).
  3. 3.
    Lana Del Slay.
    The entire population of the homosexuals have a very certain music disposition. If summertime sadness isn't on your gay playlist, you're doing everything wrong.
  4. 4.
    Spill. The. Tea. 🐸☕️
    Alway's talk mad shit. People feast off of your huge ego.
  5. 5.
    Shopping Spree? Duh.
    If you and your 'fag hag' aren't updating your wardrobe every weekend, there might be something medically wrong with you.
  6. 6.
    White (High-Top) Converse Go With Everything
    Any and all homie-sexuals that claim to not own a pair of White converse, are lying.
  7. 7.
    Most Importantly, Forget ALL the Preceding Information.
    You don't need any of those clichés to be a complete flammer. If you want to be a flaming faggot, just be you. Don't follow those horrible stereotypes. ❤️