TOP TOILET RELATED FEARS

  1. Overflowing it at my girlfriend's house (see also: work)
  2. Dropping my phone in the water (whilst Listing)
  3. Running out of TP
  4. Shitty runs... I mean puns
  5. No plunger
  6. Encountering the porta-bomb scene
  7. Getting sucked out of an airplane
  8. Having one fall on my head (see: Boondock Saints)
  9. Drowning