1. What do goats think about?
    What happens in a goats brain? Do they have some sort of goat-language framework to hang ideas on? Do they have ideas? Do they have friends? Likes? Dislikes? Dreams?
  2. What is Benedict Cumberbatch doing right now?
    What's does Brilliance do on the daily?
  3. How long is the wait for Splash Mountain right now?
  4. Is there a way to get a scholarship that pays in burritos?
  5. Is there an online course for perfecting passive aggression in the workplace? How much is it?
  6. I wonder what it would be like to live in a yurt.
  7. What's the appropriate balance between cheap and sketchy when trying to find a massage place?
  8. If I moved to New York would I be one of those cute girls who made it or one of those sad humans who ended up living in closets off canned tuna? Probably the tuna.
  9. Why is all the change in my purse covered in a weird powdery substance?
  10. Will my lenses ever be truly clean again?
  11. How much does a kidney go for on varying countries' black markets?
  12. Would I love or hate being famous?
  13. What's it like to tan?
  14. I wonder how long a squirrel's memory is.
  15. I think I'd be great in local musicals. I should try out.
  16. How long is it acceptable to avoid looking up my credit score out of fear and blame it on emerging adulthood?
  17. What are my chances of getting out of work early?
  18. Nap nap nap nap nap