1. Every time a resident tells me some stupid story about why their rent is late and I should waive the fees.
    Static
  2. Every time a resident threatens me with their step-dad's brother's niece, attorney at law.
    Static
  3. Self explanatory.
    Static
  4. And then they insist it wasn't THIER precious pooch.
    Static
  5. What I tell myself at the beginning of every month.
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