1. This guy in my senior study fell asleep...but all I saw was the sculpture of the Thinking Man.
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  2. I was leaving the mall and the people parked behind us were acting up and being obnoxious idiots. The cops proceeded to make them leave and we drove behind them. I don't know how they were allowed to drive because they were swerving in and out of lanes. Something was up.
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  3. John Mayer folding laundry is the hottest thing ever. Total husband material. @john
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  4. An airstream packed in the middle of Raleigh. My dream is to own one, one day and travel the Midwest.
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  5. My phone accidentally took a picture with flash during the encore at the John Mayer concert. These are the flashlights of the crowds phones.
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  6. I can send to someone who has a physical burn or I can send it to someone when I comically burn them.
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  7. I bought my cat a bow tie. How cute?
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