The Thoughts of a Farmer Harvesting Crops Who Didn't Know That This Was Where the Corn Maze Started

  1. OH GOD, PEOPLE!
  2. THERE'S PEOPLE IN THE CORN!
  3. "I CANNOT STOP THIS THING. RUN THROUGH THE CORN. DON'T FOLLOW THE MAZE."
  4. Goddamn it, fall. Let a farmer be a farmer.