The Thoughts of a Human Cannonball Every Single Time, Probably

  1. Let's do this.
  2. WAIT, DID I CHECK THE NET?! DID I CHECK THE NET?!
  3. OH, GOD, GET ME OUT OF THIS THING.
  4. I DON'T THINK I CHECKED THE NET.
  5. HUMANS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE CANNONBALLS. ONLY CANNONBALLS ARE MEANT TO BE CANNONBALLS.
  6. "Psst, Bozo, um, let me out. I don't think I checked the net."
  7. BOZO CAN'T HEAR YOU, CHIP.
  8. HE WILL LAUNCH YOU ANY SECOND, AND YOU WILL DIE BECAUSE YOU AREN'T SURE IF YOU CHECKED THE NET.
  9. I'M GOING TO BE SHOT INTO AN AUDIENCE OF FAMILIES. I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF AND CHILDREN.
  10. "Hey, Bozo. I know you're probably in the middle of that bit where you pretend to race around the fuse to stop it, but, uh, please actually stop the fuse. I don't think I checked the net. I'm serious this time."
  11. I AM GOING TO BE LAUNCHED THROUGH THE AIR WITH GUNPOWDER. MY BROTHER-IN-LAW SAID HE COULD GET ME INTO REAL ESTATE, BUT NOOOOOOOO, I'M "DANGER" CHIP LINTLER AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO PROVE.
  12. WHAT IF I'M LAUNCHED INTO THE LIONS RING? OH GOD, I KNOW I PANIC EVERY NIGHT, BUT THAT IS TRULY SOMETHING THAT NEVER CROSSED MY MIND UNTIL TONIGHT.
  13. SURE, SANDRA IS A GREAT LION TAMER, BUT IF A STRANGE MAN IN A CAPE CRASHES INTO THEM, I THINK THE LIONS MAY FORGET THEIR TRAINING.
  14. DO LIONS SMELL BLOOD OR IS THAT SHARKS?
  15. MULTIPLE ANIMALS SMELL BLOOD, CHIP. SHARKS DON'T HAVE A MONOPOLY ON SMELLING BLOOD.
  16. "Hey Bozo, I'll recommend to Rick that he make you Head Clown if you let me-"
  17. OH GOD, OH GOD. I'M FLYING THROUGH THE AIR. I DIDN'T CHECK THE-
  18. Oh, yeah, I did. I checked the net. I'm fine.
  19. Ta-da.