The Thoughts of a Pumpkin as It Slowly Dawns on Him What a Jack-O-Lantern Is

  1. Weeeeee! Pumpkin picked up.
  2. Owner love pumpkin. Owner say pumpkin have perfect shape.
  3. Bye, pumpkin friends. Pumpkin has new home now.
  4. Pumpkin like table with newspapers spread out. Pumpkin will read news. Pumpkin will be smart.
  5. Owner on Google looking at more pumpkins.
  6. Owner picks up pencil. Owner tickle pumpkin by lightly drawing face of Jack Skellington from "The Nightmare Before Christmas."
  7. Owner pick up giant knife. Owner crazy haha.
  8. AHHHHHHHHHH
  9. Oh god, pumpkin been stabbed with knife.
  10. AHHHHHHHHHH
  11. Owner carve circle in head. Owner sociopath. Pumpkin in pain. Nothing is good.
  12. OWNER LIFT PUMPKIN HEAD TOP. PUMPKIN SO CONFUSED.
  13. AHHHHHHHHH
  14. OWNER REMOVE PUMPKIN INNARDS. PUMPKIN SLOWLY DYING.
  15. Ok, pumpkin, pumpkin smart. Pumpkin read newspaper. Pumpkin can get out of this.
  16. OWNER SCRAPPING THE INSIDES OF PUMPKIN WITH SPOON.
  17. Pumpkin scared. Pumpkin look for help.
  18. Beetle Bailey in table newspaper cannot help.
  19. Pumpkin.... losing... focus...
  20. Owner put pumpkin seeds in oven like maniac!
  21. PUMPKIN TRY TO ROLL AWAY.
  22. PUMPKIN CANNOT ROLL, REMEMBER. PUMPKIN IS PLANT!
  23. Owner pick up smaller knife. Owner have many torture tools.
  24. Pumpkin feel so empty. Pumpkin wish for death.
  25. Pumpkin calls for pumpkin mother.
  26. AHHHHHHHHHHH
  27. OWNER STABBING PUMPKIN AGAIN AND AGAIN IN FACE
  28. OWNER CARVES OUT CHUNKS OF PUMPKIN FACE
  29. OWNER CONSULTS GOOGLE TO MAKE SURE PUMPKIN LOOK LIKE PICTURE HE IS COPYING.
  30. PUMPKIN LIFE NOW JUST SERIES OF STABS.
  31. Owner steps back from pumpkin.
  32. Pumpkin so disfigured. So empty.
  33. Pumpkin knows this is it...
  34. Pumpkin confronts death head-on.
  35. Pumpkin takes last breath.
  36. OWNER PUTS FIRE IN PUMPKIN. TORTURE IS FOREVER.