The Thoughts of a Woman Playfully Pushing Her Friend Into the Pool, As She Notices His Apple Watch

  1. He left his phone on the table. I'm good to go.
  2. This is for eight years ago at Chelsea Stoddard's sweet sixteen pool party, Brett.
  3. Oh.
  4. Oh no.
  5. Well.
  6. It happened.
  7. That's for wearing an Apple Watch to a pool party, Brett.