Thoughts of a Bird Trapped in a Classroom

  1. Oh god, not again.
  2. Ok think, where was that opening?
  3. Ow, not this window.
  4. Not this window.
  5. How did I get in here?
  6. Not this window.
  7. Ok, just going to do some circles near the ceiling to get the students' attention.
  8. Yeah, take photos. Go ahead. Laugh it up. This is scary for me, guys.
  9. Oh man, that one girl is looking at me like I'm a monster. I'm a bird. I don't want to hurt you.
  10. Not this window.
  11. Seriously, every time I even move, that girl flinches.
  12. Wait, the teacher is just going to keep acting like I'm not even here?
  13. Yo dude, all eyes are on me. Stop pretending you have the room.
  14. "Post-Reconstruction America?" THERE'S A BIRD IN THE CLASSROOM. Look at me, teach.
  15. Look at me.
  16. LOOK AT ME.
  17. Ok, fine, I'm dive bombing into the hair of the girl who is freaking out.
  18. YES, CHAOS.
  19. HAHAHAHAHAHA. BIRD IN THE CLASSROOM!
  20. BIRD. IN. THE. CLASSROOM.
  21. Oh no, he's got a broom.
  22. "Everyone, relax"? YOU ARE TRYING TO HIT ME WITH A BROOM.
  23. Not this window!
  24. Wait, is the crying girl trying to say I bit her?! I'm a bird!
  25. Stop making this about you.
  26. Yes, yes, open all the windows. THAT'S WHAT I WANTED THE WHOLE TIME.
  27. YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUSH ME WITH THE BROOM. I KNOW.
  28. NOT THIS WINDOW.
  29. OH OK, IT IS THIS WINDOW. SORRY I'M FLUSTERED.
  30. Out.
  31. Ok, classroom, so I think both of us did some things we aren't very proud of.