Thoughts of a Guy at a Urinal When Billy Joel Begins Playing "Piano Man" in Concert

  1. Just going to quickly go while Billy plays the deep cuts.
  2. Woah, pretty crowded. Guess a lot of guys had the same idea. Normally it's the ladies room that has lines like this haha.
  3. Should I get another beer after this? I guess if Billy keeps playing these songs I've heard like once.
  4. Oh sick, a urinal opened up.
  5. Sounds like he's finishing a song and just launching into the next one. I like that Billy doesn't bother with a lot of stage banter. It reminds us he's still just a kid from Long Island.
  6. I hope he plays "Youngstown." He's gotta right?
  7. Wait a second. Is that "Piano Man?"
  8. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD HURRY.
  9. COME ON, HURRY.
  10. WHY IN THE WORLD IS BILLY PLAYING "PIANO MAN" SO EARLY?
  11. "NINE O'CLOCK ON A SATURDAY, THE REGULAR CROWD SHUFFLES IN."
  12. HURRY. HURRY. NICOLE IS NEVER GOING TO LET YOU LIVE THIS DOWN IF YOU MISS "PIANO MAN."
  13. GOD I DRANK SO MUCH.
  14. "LA LA LA, DI DI DA" GOD HOW AM I STILL GOING?
  15. OK DONE, LET'S GO. IT'S "PIANO MAN" TIME.
  16. I'll wash my hands later.
  17. "JOHN AT THE BAR IS A FRIEND OF MINE."
  18. WHAT SECTION WERE WE?! 257? 258?
  19. DAMN IT, NICOLE HAS MY TICKET.
  20. NICOLE ANSWER YOUR PHONE. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT SECTION WE WERE.
  21. OH THIS LOOKS FAMILIAR.
  22. "BILL, I BELIEVE THIS IS KILLING ME."
  23. YES, YES. I REMEMBER THAT BALD GUY.
  24. NICOLE! NICOLE!
  25. Ok relax. Just sing loudly and act like you've been watching the whole time.
  26. "HE'S TALKING WITH DAVY, WHO'S STILL IN THE NAVY."
  27. This song is really good.