1. Having enough self control to NOT be the world's fattest man
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  2. Discovered the answer to the "How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center of a Tootsie Pop" The answer:none. Throw the pop out and grab a tootsie roll instead
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  3. I won a Super Smash Tournament in middle school. Fox 4 Lyfe
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  4. Recording a double-double in a pickup game. I'm 5'3". It was in rebounds and blocks, obviously.
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  5. Went to Australia and only almost died twice. Beat the odds there
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  6. Pulling off a stepback fadeaway to win a beer pong match. Coincidentally the highlight of both my collegiate and athletic careers
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  7. Got hit by a car once. You should've seen the car
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  8. Graduating college. That shizz was tough yo
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  9. I've memorized every line from Dodgeball. No thanks to Bernice.
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  10. Catching all 151 Pokemon at the age of six. It's been all downhill from there honestly
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