My Proudest Accomplishments

  1. 10.
    Having enough self control to NOT be the world's fattest man
  2. 9.
    Discovered the answer to the "How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center of a Tootsie Pop" The answer:none. Throw the pop out and grab a tootsie roll instead
  3. 8.
    I won a Super Smash Tournament in middle school. Fox 4 Lyfe
  4. 7.
    Recording a double-double in a pickup game. I'm 5'3". It was in rebounds and blocks, obviously.
  5. 6.
    Went to Australia and only almost died twice. Beat the odds there
  6. 5.
    Pulling off a stepback fadeaway to win a beer pong match. Coincidentally the highlight of both my collegiate and athletic careers
  7. 4.
    Got hit by a car once. You should've seen the car
  8. 3.
    Graduating college. That shizz was tough yo
  9. 2.
    I've memorized every line from Dodgeball. No thanks to Bernice.
  10. 1.
    Catching all 151 Pokemon at the age of six. It's been all downhill from there honestly