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  1. When they ignore the "please wait to be seated" signs, seat themselves, & are baffled as to why they don't have menus or a server yet:
  2. When they seat themselves at a table with no intention of dining & we tell them they have to get up:
  3. When we tell them there's no smoking on the patio:
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  1. Apron
  2. Pens & paper
  3. Comfortable shoes
    With inserts. Highly recommended.
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  1. Apathetic tendencies
  2. A general distaste for the human population
  3. Profound appreciation of the abnormal
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  1. Muggle.
  2. Trump lover.
  3. Hamster penis.
  1. Ella Enchanted, by Gail Carson Levine
    Okay, the movie was definitely not what I wanted from an adaptation of this book (though the casting was pretty spot on), BUT, I have read this book so many times, I've legitimately lost count.
  2. Harry Potter (series), by JK Rowling
    Though a relatively obvious mention, I couldn't possibly leave this series off my list.
  3. Sloppy Firsts (the Jessica Darling series), by Megan McCafferty
    These books helped me get through the whole high school/college transition thing. I grew up with Jessica, rooted for (and sometimes against) her, and re-reading the series as a grown adult was even better.
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