1. When they ignore the "please wait to be seated" signs, seat themselves, & are baffled as to why they don't have menus or a server yet:
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  2. When they seat themselves at a table with no intention of dining & we tell them they have to get up:
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  3. When we tell them there's no smoking on the patio:
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  4. When we tell them non-service animals aren't allowed in the restaurant:
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  5. When we tell them there's a wait list:
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  6. When it's busy & food is taking a little while longer than usual:
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  7. When we run out of an item:
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