Why I Am Basically April Ludgate

  1. Apathetic tendencies
  2. A general distaste for the human population
  3. Profound appreciation of the abnormal
  4. Seemingly magical capabilities
  5. Peter Pan syndrome
  6. Ability to deal with awkward situations in a rational and mature fashion
  7. Sarcasm as a primary language
  8. Fiercely loyal to the few people in our lives who aren't complete idiots