EVERYTHING YOU NEED FOR CHRISTMAS

  1. "All I Want for Christmas Is You" Mariah Carey
    The only song that matters. Sorry #silentnight
  2. Amazon gift cards for your motherfuckin book list you smart bastard
  3. Red leather-bound journal. #keepbridgetjonesalive
  4. Jo Malone
    Straight-up any fragrance. Git on dat mimosa-and-cardamom-rich-bitch shiat Amiga.