MOST EMBARRASSING THINGS I'VE EVER DONE

  1. Saying sin-ee-add for Sinead o'connor
  2. Farted in church
    Young enough that it's not kill me status, but still
  3. Peed my pants when a teacher was yelling at me in lunch line.
  4. Thrown up on the bathroom floor. In college. Like a few weeks ago.
  5. Wrote a mean note about a boy in fourth grade.
  6. Rear-ended someone-no ticket though, and my insurance was still 👌
  7. Going swimming-I'm too worried, it sucks.
  8. Spoken in English class with only smart people. I would really love being invisible here. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FAHOOK I'm talking about!