THIS COMMUTER ALWAYS

  1. Brings a laptop
  2. Wears clothes that are easy to run in and hella stylish
  3. Knows where her pockets are
  4. Has headphones and sunglasses--I know you are not going to start talking to me about politics when I'm jamming to Mr. Ira Glass
  5. Brings water and knows when to drink it--bathroom availability
  6. "Doesn't carry cash"
  7. Uses her time wisely
  8. Connects automatically to any and all Wi-fi
  9. Brings a book and a journal
  10. Plans ahead
  11. Makes it