YOU'RE STILL MY FRIEND EVEN THOUGH

Multiple people--don't think I could handle all of this in one person
  1. You look like the afterbirth of whole foods
  2. You like Coldplay. 😑
  3. I have to let you talk about crossfit because it's important to you 🤐
  4. You haven't seen the princess diaries. 🙄
  5. I don't like your boyfriend 😒
  6. You are an on/off vegan
  7. You don't have @list
  8. You think God lives on a planet...😦
  9. You say inscent instead of incense
  10. You don't like TV. 😵
  11. You only like cooked sushi.
    Exsqueeze me? 🍙🍣