EQUALIZING EMOTIONS I HAD WHEN LIST APP SENT THE "WHOOP-EEEE WE GOIN PUBLIC" EMAIL

  1. My kindergarten boyfriend breaking up with me
  2. That dastardly feeling of emptiness and devastation when I thought my first puppy had ran away because she went missing for 4 hours
  3. Finishing the last Haagen-Dasz almond chocolate bar
  4. Learning my favorite show is being cancelled