1. German man helping me through security said Hola to me
    He thought I was Spanish! I feel so cultured.
  2. Tried to upgrade my flight. 5,000 Euros.
    Nope!
  3. Saw a security guard riding an airport branded bike thorough the terminal.
    Guess segways are not cool enough for Germany's TSA.
  4. Got overwhelmed by the sandwich choices
    Got a croissant instead, since nobody needs lunch meat at 7 am.